Fun Quotes
Tips for Life:
“Life is short; Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love
truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And Never regret anything that made you
smile.”
“An Awkward Morning Beats a Boring Night! ”
“dreams are like feathers, the more you have the better you can fly”
“Umbesiegt im Felde……in den Frieden verloren” or “Every battle we have won, yet in peace we have lost everything”
A human being is part of the whole called by us “the universe”, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings, as something separate from the rest, a kind of optical delusion of consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening the circle of understanding and compassioin to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty. -Albert Einstein
Never ask for directions from a two-headed tourist! -Big Bird
Be the Change you want to see in the world -Gandhi
Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved. -Oliver Wendell Holmes
Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.
Minds are like parachutes… they work best when open.
Life is complex: it has real and imaginary components.
Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.
Knowledge is like 4WD. You still get stuck, but in much more difficult places.
Life is not measured by the breaths we take, But rather by moments that take breaths away.
Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense.
Two Wrongs Don’t Make A Right, But Three Lefts Do.
I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me!
Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied, men of power are feared, but only men of character are trusted. – Alfred Adler
He who is slow to anger has great understanding, but he who has a quick temper displays folly. 14:29
Computer Stuff
If you think technology can solve all your security problems, then you don’t understand either.
“you can have NFS _or_ security…”
I thought ‘shutdown -h now’ pissed off the other people on my server, then I tried ‘rm -rf’
There’s nothing in human experience compared to which a sendmail config file could be considered simple.
Misc
“Oderint dum metuant” translates, roughly, as “Let them hate as long as they fear.”
Yes, I know how to work; I sure as hell didn’t get hired for my looks.
To ensure perfect aim, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality.
Under capitalism man exploits man. Under communism it’s the other way around.
Famous
“I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us, that the less we use our power the greater it will be.”-Thomas Jefferson
A road less traveled provides a surprise and adventure. It gives you something that you dont expect.” -Robert Frost”
If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were.” -Anon”
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.” – Albert Einstein
“If I am not for myself, then who will be for me?” — Rabbi Hillel
“No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.” – T. Pratchett”
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity. ” – Albert Einstein